Friday, September 21, 2007

Underachiever

Today I was called an underachiever. I’ve always been as proud of this label as; misfit, outcast, nerd, dork, geek or misanthrope. You see, to me they all mean the same thing. An unwillingness to submit to the machine (or wall if you prefer Pink Floyd’s analogy) and it’s singular ability to strip humans of not only their individuality but often their soul as well. In the case of the term "underachiever", to the average everyday Joe that has succumbed to the machine, it means that an individual has achieved in life, less than their potential. It can also mean anyone that performs to less than their potential. Potential what? I always get a kick out of that. Does that mean some semi-retarded yokel has less potential then me? Why? Isn’t this just another way to discriminate? I know lots of people dumber, uglier, crude-r, slower, fatter or hairy-r than me that have achieved some cultural defined greatness. Did they over-achieve? Maybe it was their fate? Take Tiger Woods (not that he falls into the above categories) some people think he has achieved greatness. Ha! Now that is funny! Greatness? At what exactly? Don’t misunderstand, I applaud and envy any person that can make a great living at a sport or a hobby. It is the post ‘70's American dream, after all. But greatness? Tiger Woods? Great at a game, but c’mon, it is a game. How about Teddy Roosevelt or Sir Richard Burton? The average WWII vet? Were they over or under achievers? My only point in all of this is to show how silly the term "underachiever" can be. All of us make our choices. Some are shit on more than others but ultimately we still decide which directions to take. Now, I have meandered around the real point of this blog. The person whom called me an underachiever is my dear team leader Harley Garvidson. Here is a man that is a few years younger than me and actually finished his degree. He has been complaining over the past two years about not being able to progress in his career field. He is literally a half of a step (not a whole but a half) above me in the corporate ladder that is the Stardust Hotel & Casino. He is bitter, petty, frustrated and shallow. He lacks professionalism and has no clue how to deal with subordinates or build a team. He is a poor motivator and alternates between playing the parts of Eeyore and Tigger. (Yes he probably is bi-polar) Karl Bakla and myself believe he may also be a closeted homosexual as he spends too much time, A.) Trying to convince Karl and I that we are gay and B.) Is homophobic. He is also a fairly talented singer and amateur voice artist. Here comes the punch line... Now, with all this in mind, has he over-achieved or underachieved?

6 Comments:

At 10:24 AM , Blogger Karl Bakla said...

I am honored that I was also included on the list of Harley Garvidson’s under achievers. Every time I think about this it makes me laugh & shake my head. By the way did I tell you what Harley said to me yesterday? If not, this is how it went down. I was sitting in the office & Harley comes in & says “Karl, last might I had a dream about you, you came out of the closet & told me you were gay”. Whatever!

 
At 12:17 PM , Blogger The Blogging Alchemist said...

I have never referred to someone as an "underachiever" because I've been labeled that as well since middle school. However, it's not that the label hurt that prevents me from saying it, it's the arrogance required to say it.

You first have to assume that you are somehow better that the recipient of the title, then you further have to assume that the recipient is even interested in achieving your own alleged "status".

I remember a former supervisor whom I despised trying to take me under his wing. He had no real friends (just co-workers who merely tolerated his presence), no family, no real hobbies (by real I mean actively pursued) but he did have a lot of money in the bank (according to him). One day he informed me that with enough perseverance and determination (and his guidance), I could be "JUST LIKE HIM!"

I left the department.

 
At 3:17 PM , Blogger Adam Smasher said...

Wow, I never imagined Barry Borscht as much of a role model. Of course, niether did you I guess.

 
At 8:39 PM , Blogger Karl Bakla said...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/lasvegashardcore/smallharley.jpg

 
At 8:12 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harley is what i would call an over-achiever..when all you do is jerkoff all day, you can't help but become an expert at it.

 
At 8:45 PM , Blogger Adam Smasher said...

Well put!!!

 

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