Dirty Little Secrets! Vol. 2

No, not the girl, the Slurpee! I quit drinking soda about two years ago but once a week I still have one of these with my kid. It's a LaVey family ritual! (Not like Anton's rituals, this one is much more low key yet no less evil) You may be thinking that one of these is basically a soda, and you're pretty much correct (although these have a bit more water and, hence, less sugar, calories and overall carbs per ounce than soda). But, hey, I did go from 3-4 sodas a day as well as a slurpee a week down to just the Slurpee. So back off!